Langkawi Beach Hash 
House Harriers

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HASH HYMN - SWING LOW

Swing low, sweet chariot,

Coming for to carry me home,

Swing low sweet chariot,

Coming for to carry me home.

 

I looked over Jordan, and what did I see,

Coming for to carry me home,

A  band of angels coming after me,

Coming for to carry me home.

 

 Swing low, sweet chariot,

Coming for to carry me home,

Swing low sweet chariot,

Coming for to carry me home.

 

  

FRIDAY 13TH 

Friday 13th – unlucky for some,

But don’t be afraid when you’re on the run –

There are garlic & black cats along the way,

To keep all those evil spirits at bay.

 

There’s no ladder to side step, cracked pavements to cross,

With water we’ll not to Sauerkraut say ‘Prost’.

French Tart do not carry cats o’er the stream,

Seeing  Dragonflies will make Speedo scream!

 

Sore Bum won’t hear the Hungry Ghost wail,

Mafioso don’t lift that coin showing its tail.

Hope that Lin bin Defuzzed gets no fantails indoors,

Rocking cradles when empty’s what TT  deplores.

 

So fingers are crossed, you all have a good run -

We think we’ve made it a whole lot of fun,

And if a bird should on your head poo

Then that’s really, really lucky for you!

 

Small Ball Cock don’t fret -

We did not forget

You mustn’t pass someone on the apple n pears

On On n good luck from your 2 lovely hares!

  


New Hash Song

WE ARE LANGKAWI HASHERS -
 
NO BLOODY USE ARE WE
WE COME FROM MANY NATIONS -
 
A FUCKED UP FAMILY
SO WHEN YOU SEE US RUNNING -
 OR WALKING IN STRANGE GEAR
DON'T WORRY WE'RE NOT CRAZY -
 
JUST LOOKING FOR THE BEER.

 


CHRISTMAS HASH SONGS

Let it snow 

Well, the weather outside is frightful, But my dick is so delightful, If you really want to see it grow, Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow

Frere jacques

Next Christmas, next Christmas,
Don't trim a tree, don't trim a tree,
Shove it up the chimney, shove it up the chimney, Goose Saint Nick, goose Saint Nick. 

Menopause is Coming to Town 
(Melody - Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out,
She's starting to cry
She's starting to pout,
And I'm telling you why:
Menopause is coming to town!

She's having trouble sleeping,
She's a bitch when she's awake,
So get yourself a mallet,
And a real sharp wooden stake.

You better watch out,
I'm telling you straight,
For your sake I hope,
It's just her period's late,
And menopause aint coming to town!

Jungle balls

Jungle balls, jungle balls, jungle all the way Oh what fun it is to hash on the beach on Boxing Day
Jungle balls, jungle balls, jungle all the way Oh what fun it is to hash on the beach on Boxing Day 
 
Crashing through the sand, cursing all the way
We can hardly stand, but all of us are gay 
O'er  the fields we go, scattering  the flour
Taking all the wrong way trails - we've run for bleeding hours

Now were nearly done- with this sodding awful run 
When all at once some arsehole says we're having too much fun!
On chilly chairs we sit feeling like a tit, Down-downing crappy beer and taking GMs shit

 Jungle balls, jungle balls, jungle all the way Oh what fun it is to hash on the beach on Boxing Day !



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